To the Guy With the Girl Who Wants Someone Else Who is Me

I am sorry that you confessed your feelings and that I hastily turned you away. I understand that my feelings should be this way because you are already taken but I am fearing that I falling for you. Your smile and voice are constantly running through my mind now, my mind is constantly cluttered with thoughts of you. I am sorry for everything and I just don't know what to do.

Maybe You Wouldn't Have Killed Yourself

I'm sorry I was a bitch to you. I'm sorry I never called you. I'm sorry I backspaced because I was too nervous to leave you a comment on myspace. I'm sorry we never had more time to talk. Because maybe, just maybe, you wouldn't have killed yourself.

A Little Smarter and a Lot Sorry

I'm sorry you don't respect me enough to honor my silence. I'm sorry again that you feel badgering is a way to encounter me. I'm sorry you left angry. I'm so very, very sorry that in over a year you have not come to know me better. That you do not understand that if I choose to be silent it is most likely one of two things...either I've been hurt or I'm afraid and very sure my own words will hurt. I'm sorry Paul behaved like an ass that night and I'm sorry i wasn't smart enough to lie to you about it. So I'm a little smarter and a LOT sorry.

That I Can't Work Through Your Issues

I'm sorry that I can't work through your issues.
I know how hard it was for you to let me in this much. I'm sorry.
I want to help you.
I hate that you won't let yourself love anyone.
I hope that one day I will have the patience needed.
I hope that no one hurts you in between.
I wish I had what you needed right now.
I love you and I'm sorry.

The Offensive Song

Sorry for playing a song that "offended" you at our girls lacrosse game. Sorry that you feel the need to bitch about every move we make. Our team and our Coaches are working hard. No need to sabatosh what we have been trying to do. Back of, stop worrying and acting like it REALLY bothered you, and get a life.

To Edgardo

Edgardo,

I'm sorry that I went against my better judgment and slept with you when you were never my type to being with because thanks to you I have genital herpes. I'm sorry for the woman marrying you because you are in denial about your homosexuality when so many people think you're gay.

An Apology to Mrs. Brown

Mrs. Brown,

I am sorry I feel as if how you treated my daughter today was uncalled for, and utterly unprofessionsal. Do you have any idea what it was like to sit in that room and listen to you berate her for coming forth with a problem? You just do not know how serious I am about this situation, and in the process of what I witnessed today, it has become even more serious and detrimental in getting the truth out there. My daughter did nothing to provoke this man, how dare you even suggest such a thing. So when a woman is raped, are you saying they have done something to deserve that? I am sorry, but this is not the end of this situation by far, she is a victim, and right in front of myself, you treated her as if she was the offender. Sexual harrassment is a serious crime, and I will not tolerate my child being berated for coming forth.

In Your Eyes

I want to say I'm sorry to everyone I've hurt or been a bitch to, in your eyes.

My Apology is To Mark

Mark all the love in the world couldn't keep us together. I am sorry I din't know how to love you so many years ago. I am sorry for hurting you the way I did in so many ways. What you didn't know is I have hurt all these years also, if I could do it over I would love you better in every way. Even though I have been married to another man for 21 years I still remember so much about you and me, sometimes I smile and sometimes I cry.

I am truely sorry

That I Can't Choose a Side

I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I can't choose a side to your face, even though I know who's right. I'm sorry I'm not strong enough to stand up for you because you deserve it. But even more, I'm sorry that I can't sand up to you because you deserve it even more.

I Can't Have You Hate Me

I'm sorry for what I said to you today. I didn't know that you would get mad. I love you so much and I can't have you hate me.

You Will Always Be My Dad

To My Dad

I am sorry that I will never be able to forgive you for being off doing who kn0ws what throughout my life. I always knew I could never really trust you.

Love,
M.

p.s.- I was the one that would throw out all ur beer and cigarettes.oh.. and I am sorry i locked you out of the house and called you an asshole(even though at the time you deserved it).You will always be my dad, and I will always love you.

I Was in a Coma of Depression

Dear Bill,

I'm sorry for what I did to you. I got caught up in my revenge and it was easy to let it go so far out of control.

When I left, I was in a coma of depression for a long time. Then I woke up, and I was inspired to do what I did. Everything was for you, I didn't care if anyone saw what I was doing, and when I heard you were following what I was doing closely, I was very happy. When I heard you said it was genius, I was even happier.

Only the things I did for you were great. Even that thing. Since we've been apart, I have been a shadow of my former self. When I hear you're the same way, I'm bitterly sad.

We had so much potential, and I couldn't see it at the time, or even after. I only see it now, and it's too late for me to go back. I can't even apologize because what I did was so awful, it's only right for me to go away and fade from your memory.

I think about you everyday, and I know you think of me. I wish I had made different choices all along the way and we could start over. On my couch, with the postcard. From that point on, I would have done so much differently.

You made me more than what I was before I knew you. And being without you has diminished me into a person I don't even know. I wish I could walk in and right up to you and look in your eyes and say I'm sorry, please forgive me. And I wish you would forgive me. There is a part of me that thinks you would.


BK

Talk About Hot

I'm sorry that I couldn't turn around and start doing things that I know I at least would have regretted later when you were right behind me and I could actually feel my hair move with your every breath as you spoke. Talk about HOT, my goodness... Not only was the time and place inappropriate, but you're very married (although the happiness factor is extremely questionable, given how little time you actually seem to spend at home).

You seem to "slip" a lot and get in a lot of touchy-feely stuff over time---the "accidental" brush of your hand on mine as you're reaching for something else... I sincerely thank you for those fantasies, but it really needs to stop. At least you toned down on the cologne a bit, so I don't pass out from the chemical overload when you come over. I do appreciate that.

On Behalf of Fancy Nancy

I am apologizing on behalf of Fancy Nancy of NYC to everyone who has been hurt by her. She can't apologize for herself. She lives in an intensely competitive world where the winners are entitled to ransack conquered territory and where conquering territory is the only way to survive. Forgive her, but never let down your guard

For All Those Times I Cursed at You

Dear Mom,
I'm Sorry for the pain & suffer i caused you..Without you i would be nothing.Even when you tried to give me advice i pushed you away and avoided it.

I'm sorry for all those times i cursed at you making you upset or cry.& I'm sorry for the times you never got to appreciate me for the nice things i ever did

The Man That You Wanted to Marry

Dear Kristina

I'm sorry that I failed to be the man that you wanted to marry. I caused our relationship to go under and I blamed you for it.
I'm giving up my job in the city I love just so you won't ever have to bother with me again.
You deserve a wonderful life and I don't deserve the privilege of being able to look into your eyes.

It Wasn't Just You...

I'm so very sorry. It wasn't just you -- well, Yes, it was. Found you too cheap to be true and I didn't have the nerve to say so. But if truth be told, you're as tight with a $ as anyone I've ever know (with the exception of my mother).

I don't have a pot to piss in. Who knows, if I did I might be as cheap as you are. GOD, this feels good! If I had your money, honey, I'd burn mine.

Hell, that saved a lot of trouble. Not really, will send an email saying I'm sorry anyhow....maybe.

To Fananas

Dear fananas,

Who knows if you'll read this, but, I'm sorry I did not open myself up to you guys more. You were some of the coolest people I've ever met, and I'll miss you forever. I hope you guys will remember me forever.
Love,
Pumaa :)

PS. You know who you are Invisible Ghosts ;)

My Apology for What it Is

I'm sorry you can't accept my apology for what it is. Shows me what type of person you really are. You're no saint. You're a selfish, spoiled, 30 year old man who doesn't know how to grow up. You're always crying about people being in your business and how you don't like drama. Here's a reality check, you lash out at me I have a right to share my feelings with whomever I please. Quit being a whiney baby. You don't own me or my actions just because they involve you. GET OVER YOURSELF. Next time you want to avoid drama, just take my message to you for what it is and leave it be. But you're so far from reality you don't realize you chose to live in drama daily. You tell your business to someone who shares your business with everyone else but you're too blind to see that because she admits to saying things. But don't you ever wonder why she doesn't admit to saying specific things? If you only knew what I know about you. But don't worry I'm not going to tell people your business, you've proven you're very capable of doing that yourself. You just get pissed when you're sharing your drama with someone that already knows. Your life has been nothing but a Soap Opera. You should probably change your name to Rex, that's a better name for your daytime show.

Dear Old Her

Dear old her,
I'm sorry I turned and ran. I told myself I wouldn't but yet here I am.
I'm sorry for what you've become and I sometimes think it's my fault, you making your decisions based on what used to be.
And yet I still hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious on his lips.

To My Parents, Brother and Sisters

I wish I had left him sooner. I did not realize that he was the one alienating me from you all. Being with him blinded me to so much, and my relationship with y'all seems to be one of the casualties of my fight to survive. Thankfully, I did not lose you forever. I am also thankful for your support as I left all of that behind and moved forward.

I'm sorry that it took such a long time for me to extricate myself from his life and that I was so isolated from you for so long. I'm sorry I did not see what was happening to us. I'm sorry I didn't make better choices along the way.

All I can do is not ever let unnecessary conflict come between us again, and appreciate your willingness to forgive. If only everyone was so lucky to have a family like you.

I love you.

-Me

You Were Sad and Broke Your Bubble

Dear Gabi.
I'm sorry that I made you snap and that you were sad and broke your bubble.
I'm also pissed at you because you're an emotional bipolar bitch.
I am now sorry that I fooled myself into thinking that I was in love with you, and now realize that if we were ever to have anything, it would fall apart.
And I'm sorry for always thinking that it would be easy to have sex with you.

Darth Vader Potato Head

i'm sorry that by the time i went to order the darth vader potato head they were sold out. i'm also sorry that your birthday present was not star wars related.

Forgiveness From God I Hope Will Mend

these holes in my face are nothing
compared to the holes in my heart
ive washed away all my tears
with blood, sweat and regret
each day, a bitter suite to fill the emptiness
another empty promise
this cant be me anymore
the face i see each day is not me
an empty shell, a closed casket
this cant be me anymore
i cant go on like this
these words of sorrow i hope will mend
forgiveness from God i hope he'll send
please, deliver me from this evil
these demons that control
awaken me oh heavenly spirit
guide me and fill me with love
so i can be free once again

Bad Mood or Grumpy

I'm sorry I don't treat you as well as I should. You never get mad at me when I am in a bad mood or grumpy. I'm trying to do better.

Sorry I Was Never Truthful to You

Sorry I never was truthful to you. I miss being with you, but still scared of what people may think.

You Thought You Had to Badger Me

I'm sorry you thought you had to badger me to get out of me what you wanted, I'm sorry you think badgering is an appropriate way to deal with me, I'm sorry that I'm just never what you thought I was, or need me to be.

To You Sir in the Parking Lot

I can't believe myself!!!! To you sir in the parking lot at the volleyball tournament, I'm sorry. I'm so embarassed and disappointed in myself. If I could go back I would just drive away but it's a pet peeve of mine when people park using up two parking places and I must have had just the right combination of sleep deprivation and too much caffeine. I didn't plan ahead as to what might happen when I got out of my van and pounded on your window to tell you to move. I didn't plan on swearing at you or giving you the finger but my temper must have revved up with the adrenaline of the situation. Thank you for the control and maturity you showed by not elevating the situation with this madman standing outside your window. I regret this so much and wish I could apologize to you in person, I have prayed hoping that you would be consoled. I do have a temper that I have been working on for years but have never done anything like this before. I hope someday you might see this.

Sorry for Lying About Everything

Sorry for lying about everything. A lot of people hated you because of it, and I still can't look you in the eye. Despite all that, you're still an annoying bitch. Why do you think they believed my word over yours anyway? I can't be blamed for no one liking you, but I probably contributed to the rapidity of your demise.

What I'm trying to say is, it would've happened anyway in the end, but I'm still really sorry. And I'm sorry that I still need to try and justify my actions, even within this apology.

It was fun while it lasted, and helped make me who I am today.

My Apology Is to Mark

Mark all the love in the world couldn't keep us together. I am sorry I din't know how to love you so many years ago. I am sorry for hurting you the way I did in so many ways. What you didn't know is I have hurt all these years also, if I could do it over I would love you better in every way. Even though I have been married to another man for 21 years I still remember so much about you and me, sometimes I smile and sometimes I cry.

I am truely sorry

You Had to Badger Me

I'm sorry you thought you had to badger me to get out of me what you wanted, I'm sorry you think badgering is an appropriate way to deal with me, I'm sorry that I'm just never what you thought I was, or need me to be.

My Lies Are Catching Up to Me

Dear Life,
I'm sorry I take you for granted.I'm sorry I try to predict every move of yours to try and change the undesirable situations of "life".I just want to make peace with God,Mikey and my friends.Since you have left me with no family I guess I can't give any credit to them.Life, please just give me a time machine so I can fix everything. My lies are catching up to me.....

Love

-Dee

Dear Life

Dear Life,
I'm sorry I take you for granted.I'm sorry I try to predict every move of yours to try and change the undesirable situations of "life".I just want to make peace with God,Mikey and my friends.Since you have left me with no family I guess I can't give any credit to them.Life, please just give me a time machine so I can fix everything. My lies are catching up to me.....

Love

-Dee

Pride and Fear

I'm sorry for trying to be strong when I just really want to tell you how much I need you. I'm sorry for pretending and putting on a face in front of you when all I want to do is show you my heart. I'm sorry that I make it seem like our goodbyes are so easy when I'm scared to death of letting go of you. I'm sorry for loving you and not being able to tell you just how much I do. I'm sorry that when things aren't going your way I can't hold you in my arms and tell you everything will be alright. I'm sorry that sometimes I can't pay attention to what you're saying because I'm too busy imagining what it would be like to kiss you. I'm sorry that I can't follow the advice I give you. I'm sorry that I'm letting my pride and fear get in the way of truly loving you.

Please forgive me.

I Can't Help Being Who I Am

I'm sorry I'm the way I am. I can't help being who I am, and I'm sorry I drive you all crazy... I love you guys and I just want us to all be happy...

That We Had Sex

I'm sorry that we had sex. I'm sorry that that's the only time you say I'm amazing, and that the only time I feel like you want to be with me. I'm sorry that I feel like crying every time, because I love you so much and you're there. I'm sorry I can't tell you this.

I Can't Be Your Escape

I'm sorry I can't be your escape. I'm sorry for making you into mine. I love you. I love you.

Meanie in Milwaukee

Sixteen years ago I was enrolled in a sunday school program at a Unitarian Church in a suburb north of Milwaukee, WI. I was only eleven or twelve years old and was going through a tremendously difficult time in my childhood. I've read that abuse is cyclical, and since my peers at middle school were throwing verbal and sometimes physical abuse at me on a daily basis, I in turn took it out on my sunday school classmates. I was especially cruel to two girls my age who were a little over-weight, and my constant bullying towards them eventually caused them both to drop out of the class. Because I was being picked on as well, I thought that being mean to others would make me feel better about myself. Instead, it made me feel worse.

I am now twenty eight years old and have gotten over that rough patch in my childhood to become a compassionate and intelligent woman. However, lately I've been thinking more and more about the way I acted towards my sunday school classmates back then, especially those two girls. I am truly sorry for the way I acted, even after all of these years. I realize that I was just a child at the time who was going through her own problems, but I feel that even this is no excuse for my rotten behavior.

With all of my sincerest apologies,

Meanie in Milwaukee

To the Rude NYC Cab Driver

I'm sorry I presumably ruined your day by being a bitch because you wouldn't let me use my credit card. But it's a recession. You do the math. And I was late to a job interview. Regardless, I guess both of us being bitches didn't really solve anything, now did it?

When You Fly Into a Rage

I'm sorry I can't stay and be supportive when you fly into a rage. I'm sorry that I'm scared when you're screaming like a madman. I'm sorry that you think I'm an emotional trainwreck and that there isn't a damn thing wrong with you. I'm sorry that you think that I should let the destruction happen, pick up the pieces with a smile on my face and never tell anyone that I'm afraid. I'm sorry that makes me disloyal in your eyes.

Sorry I Ruined Your Marriage

Im sorry i ruined your marriage and turned you two against eachother. Im sorry i stole thing and lied and im sorry im a dissapointment to you. I just wish you could have the daughter you aways wanted instead of me. Im sorry that i dont understand and i never will and im sorry for shit talking you guys every chance i get.
Im sorry i took you for granted.

An Apology to Sylvia

Dear Sylvia
I deeply apologize for having had sex with you after Leslie died, when I didn't really want to, and treating you with very little considertion. And also for acting like a fool demanding return of my gifts, without returning yours, which was revenge for my sad life. And I apologize for being "angry" when you remarried When I was so happy and grateful to know I was off the hook.

To Someone Who Has Since Died

I am sorry for some remarks I may have made that were offensive to someone who has since died in a car accident and thus I can't applogize. He was in my class in high school and died in college.

Michael From 5th Grade

I am sorry to my classmate Michael from 5th grade. I used to tease him to know end and some of it was due to my parent's divorce and thus my need to act big and make Michael feel bad since Michael seemed like a good target. I am sorry and I am sorry for memories he may have 17 years later wherever he may be now. I am also sorry I picked on ways he would talk that were mean and also I am aware now from LD/ADHD that he had. I hope he is doing well now.

To Hang on to the Hope

Dad

I'm sorry i almost gave up on you
i tried my very best to hang on to the hope

but you can't expect me to keep believing in you when you don't even believe in yourself

i'm sorry to all of the people you've hurt with your addiction

i'm sorry when i yell because i can't be the strong one anymore, your not as strong as you think you are

i'm so sorry you can't quit and i'm sorry your so ashamed you'd rather ruin our lives with lies than tell us the truth

i'm not sorry that i still have faith in you i want you to get better

i'm sorry that doing my best simply wasn't good enough to help you

get better please?
-boots

I Can't Help it If I'm Jealous

Dear Jessica,

I'm sorry that you I talk about you alot. I can't help it if I'm jealous. You don't understand how bad you make me feel when I'm excluded from things and you have the perfect life. I don't want to tell you that I have nothing because then you will change your thoughts of me. I'm sorry that I don't want to be your friend. You are very idiotic and have no brain. I can't stand your voice and I'm sorry but maybe you should change that.

Love,
Your former best friend.

Uncomfortable at Dinner

I'm sorry I made your sister and mother feel uncomfortable at dinner. I'm sorry, but I spoke the truth. People need to talk about themselves, even if it is with a stranger. I feel like I did a bunch of good for them. Both of them. And you too. It clarified what you were willing to put up with. I miss you, but I'm sure it's for the best. I can only think that "Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove. It is an ever fixed mark, that looks upon tempests and is never shaken." Alas, love is complicated. I never meant to hurt or disrespect you. Have a good life J.

I Have No Right to Judge You

Emily,

I am sorry I can no longer be your friend. I know that I have no right to judge you, but my gosh, I cannot help it. How many men are going to be more important than your two beautiful daughters? Smoking weed and then worrying when your daughter has been doing things she shouldn't be, great way to set an example! Maybe if you actually put more effort into being their mother, things would be different, but, then again you never really did do that great a job at being a mom anyways. I have watched this for far too long from the sidelines, and I am tired. They trusted me to help you, but you couldn't even help yourself. You're so utterly crazy and selfish, it makes me sick! I am sorry, but your desicions of like what the past four years or so are just so ridiculous and never in the best interest of your children, when are you finally going to grow up and realize men come and go, but your children are yours for life. But I guess that's why they are with their dad and not you!!

From Dilemma Man

Dear Tanya

I am sorry I hurt you so badly. I broke your heart and treated u like a slut when you gave me a second chance.

Today I feel your pain. I am with the wrong person , I should be with you. I wish you all the happines you deserve heck take some of mine too. I am sorry for the pain I caused you.

I miss you guys

Dilemma Man

To the Mechanics of AutoTech

Unnaceptable Behavior.

Dear mechanics of AutoTech. I am sorry that i was rude to your wife. I am sorry that i called her a rip off. I have since learned that your prices are competitive and feel bad about what happened and my bad behavior. It won't happen again.

False Accusations

I am sorry Scott. I accused you of things you may never even have done. I think you stole many things from me. 3 years later it doesn't matter anymore. I am not my things. The things i think you stole from me are gone. I acquit you on all charges. No court would try you.

I Love You, Really

i'm sorry for hurting you.

i'm sorry for forgetting about you the night after it happened, and losing interest. im sorry for keeping you in the dark, and for not talking to you about it. im sorry for moving on so quickly, and im sorry that im happier now. im sorry that you still feel the same way and im sorry that i can't change that. i love you, i really do, i always will. i dont know what im doing, i never do. im doing what i think is right for now. maybe our time will come. i'm sorry.

i love you, really.

Bitter Over That Audition

I'm sorry that I'm so bitter over that audition. I deserved first chair and now I can see that there's so much work for me to do just to move up one chair. I'm sorry for acting like I was better than the Symphonic Band, even though that's exactly where I belong.

P.S. I still hate Concert band. And I'm not sorry.