I'm Still Sorry That We Didn't Work Out

I'm still sorry that we didn't work out. I'm sorry that even though I finally found someone else to love, there's a part of me that still thinks about you, and probably always will. It's not fair to her, and it's torture for me.

I'm happy that you've also found someone else to love, but I'm sorry that he has a bad temper and is cheating on you with his ex. I'm sorry that everyone knows about this except you, because it makes you look ridiculous. Despite what you did to me, you deserve better than that.

I'm sorry that you still go out of your way to avoid me, since it all it does is piss off our friends and makes you look immature.

I'm happy that you kept the purple Oregon Trail t-shirt. Who ever knew that dying from dysentery could look so good?

I'm sorry that I never got to take you to my favorite Chinese restaurant or to a Broadway play. You would have loved both and I hope you still do them without me.

I'm happy that you finally escaped this town, but I'm sorry that you had to get fired to make it happen. At least now you can date someone that doesn't work at a weather company for a change.

I'm sorry that forgiveness isn't a part of your nature, because in the long run, it hurts you and the ones you love more than it hurts me. I know this to be a fact because I spent my entire life being angry at the people that wronged me when my life would have gone much smoother had I just forgiven and forgotten.

I'm happy that I can go to Sunday karaoke now and not worry about bumping into you. i'm sorry that I'll probably never see you again.

I'm sorry that you don't appreciate the sword I fell on for you. Regardless of who's fault it was, I saved you a lot of embarrassment when I didn't have to and got nothing in return for it.

I'm happy that this will be shorter this year. I'm sorry that it doesn't matter since you'll never see these anyway.

I'm sorry that I can't wish you a happy birthday in person today. I hope you're surrounded by people and felines that love and cherish you for the rest of your days.