Submitted apologies posted by Joe as they're received.

8.31.2007

Too Many Sorrys

I am sorry that I am in love with someone who is not in love with me. I am sorry I ever fell in love with him. I am sorry He fell out of love with me.

Too many sorrys
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To Patrick

dear Patrick,

I am sorry you were such a wicked person . I am sorry that you never saw all the love i have for you . i am sorry that you will never be part of our unborn child's life . i am sorry that you choose a divorcee woman with5 kids over me ... innocent and free . i am sorry that you used me and took so much money from me . i am sorry that you were my 1st love . i am sorry that you didnt have a concience to realise i would be hut by your lies. i am sorry that i have to remember you for the rest of my life . i am sorry that you were 20 minutes late on our 1st date....you should have stood me up , then i won't be feeling this urt right now . i am all cried out patrick . you must have really hated me . i am sorry that you do not know the meaning of the words ''faith and karma'' . i am sorry i gave my virginity after 28years to a mean, heartless person like you . thank you for showing me that fairytales dont happen to girls like me .

regards

a broken heart H.M.M
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Too Fat For Me

I'm sorry that you're too fat for me. I'm not picky, I mean, I can deal with a chubby but you are WAAAAY too obese. You are like 2 of me stuck together. So it's not gonna happen. Oh and I'm only kind of sorry.
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You Were All That I Wanted

I'm sorry you were all that I wanted.

I'm sorry I expected you to love me. I set myself up to get hurt.

I'm sorry you had to get rid of me.

I'm sorry I still think about you.
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No Matter What

I am sorry that I can't forget that you cheated on me. I am sorry that I can't forget all the love letters you wrote to your other lady, I am sorry that you thought of divorcing me. I am sorry that you considered this other lady better than me. I am sorry that you found her an angel, one in a million and your very best friend. I am very sorry that you did not find those qualities in me. I am sorry that it will be your loss and not mine. I am sorry that I am faithful, loyal and committed to you. I am sorry that I will never be here forever. I am sorry that you will never find somebody like me who has loved you for whatever and whoever you are. I am sorry that you still are not able to really make it up to me. I am sorry that it will take me years and years to get over it. I am sorry that even though I dont want to hold grudges on you, I still can't forget that you have caused me pain and broken my heart in a million pieces. I am sorry that you still have to do a lot of making up and it will all depend on you to help me get over it. Lastly I am sorry that I still love you no matter what...
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A Mutilated Heart

I'm sorry that you took a hatchet and chopped through my ribcage so that you could mutilate my heart. It's all my fault for telling you that I loved you.
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I'm Beginning to Wonder About You

Move on. I know she's beyond evil crazy and belongs in a straight jacket so why do you stay? I'm sorry I'm beginning to wonder about you, any normal person would have moved on long ago unless all your suffering gives you some kind of rush. Get off your damn cross and get moving on fer chrissss sakes.
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8.30.2007

So Much for Fucking Love

"I'm sorry I can't talk to you all hours of the day"...so much for fucking love. You really surprised me Steve. I knew I should not have opened up my heart like I did. I just made myself fucking vulnerable again. Big whoop. That's life right? Yay me. Well I'm sincerely sorry for myself for being stupid once again. I honestly don't give a fuck if I never find this so called 'love'...because honestly it blows. Yeah I know love's not easy..but people sure fucking complicate things.----I don't care if people (i.e. guys) see me as a 'bitch' just because I stand up myself and I feel I deserve respect...damn right it's all about me. Women are SO undermined in relationships...and it's about time guys understand that it IS ALL ABOUT THE GIRL. It should ALWAYS be including sex and the world around her. Women do SO much for men that I won't even go into that..but yes..I'm sorry Steve you completely blew your chance.
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Every Morning When I Wake Up

I'm sorry my husband is a major asshole. I'm sorry he doesn't make enough money to support us and I'm sorry he's making me take a second job even though I'm sick and my doctor advised me to quit work all together. I'm sorry he feels the need to buy expensive toys (like x-box 360 and stuff) and go out to eat and to the movies all the time and yet won't leave enough money for groceries and rent. I'm sorry I end up dippping into my own personal stash that I've saved to bail us out. I'm sorry that this is the last month I will be able to do that because it will be all gone once I pay the rent. I'm sorry I keep staying when I want to leave so badly. I'm sorry I have low self-esteem. I'm sorry things are so hopeless. I'm sorry every morning when I wake up that I didn't die during the night.
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From a Complete Tard

I am a complete tard and am sooooooooooo sorry. i messed up, big, and hope that we can work through this. i love you x
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Sorry My Love Got Oppressive

I'm sorry my love got oppressive. It's just...well, no girl has ever been as kind to me as you were. You listened when I was down. Supported me when I had to make hard decisions. Comforted me when I was in pain.

How could I not fall in love with you? But you felt friendship was as far as we could go. And you complained to me when guys you dated just wanted to "hook up" and move on. You wanted someone who could care about your brain more than your beautiful body. I tried to do that. You didn't want me to be that person. But you made my life so happy. And I pressured you to allow me the chance to make you happy and bring peace to your life. Your family and friends all loved me and how happy you were when I was around.

I'm sorry that it didn't work for us. Make sure this new younger guy is treating you properly. Of course I'm jealous. But what can I do anymore?
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That I Judge People

I'm sorry that I judge people for ignorance and laziness. I'm sorry I made fun of my roommate for not knowing who Bergman is. You are probably entirely right: people might manifest their better-ness in other ways, but in my experience that's not really true. I'm a shitty, judgemental person.
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I've Become So Ambivalent

I'm sorry I've become so ambivalent about our relationship. I never thought I'd find myself in this place. I still love you madly and want desperately to spend the rest of my life with you. But I feel beaten down by our situation and until it changes, I'm going to continue to find it difficult to muster the passion to go on. And for the record, I think it's unlikely that the deadline will be met -- and when it's not, I'm afraid you won't put your foot down and force the issue. Please don't disappoint me, my darling.
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8.29.2007

Cut the Bungee Cord

i fucked up. i didn't mean to. i don't dislike you. i hope everything goes well. i hit the send button without looking at the address the note was heading to. i wish you the best. but now i have to forgive myself. and, trust me, that's no mean feat. i don't expect you to forgive me, but hopefully in acknowledging my fuck up and forgiving myself, i'll manage to cut the bungee cord between us and we can both move on.
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8.28.2007

Not Everything I Need

I am sorry that you are not everything I need. I think no one person can be, and I am sorry that I am not all you need either. I hope that we can find people who love us to fill in the blanks that we leave in each other's lives. I love you, and I am not sorry for that.
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8.27.2007

I'm Not That Girl

I'm Sorry My Friend...

I'm sorry you turned me on when we first met and I never said anything.

I'm sorry when I first saw you shirtless I thought you had the nicest six pack i have ever seen.

I'm sorry I can't bring those feelings back.

I'm sorry I never knew how you felt and if I did I would have never said you were like a condom, "always there when things get hard."

I'm sorry you laugh at all my jokes and listen to all my silly stories.

I'm sorry that you are alwasys encouraging me in all my endeavors, whether it be law school or modeling.

I'm sorry you won't be attending law school with me next year.

I'm sorry that we made plans to attend my cousins wedding in London and then visit your grandparents in Nottingham.

I'm sorry I forgot the Italian you taught me.

I'm sorry I never appreciated you,

I'm sorry I take forever to call you back.

I'm sorry that you massaged my feet after I told you they ached.

I'm sorry that I introduced you to Justin and forced you to come to dinner with us.

I'm sorry I never told you what a great dancer you were that night in Ausin.

I'm sorry I still hate all your frat brothers.

I'm sorry I said I hate you, I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry I got mad at you when you told me you were rooming with a girl.

I'm sorry when I asked why you broke up with the girl you were dating last summer and you told me to look into the mirror.

I'm sorry I laughed in your face after you said that.

I'm sorry you changed for me.

I'm sorry I can't say these things to your face and I'm writing it on a website.

I'm sorry you trusted me with your car.

I'm sorry you said that whoever married me would be a real lucky guy who would have a smile everyday on his face.

I'm sorry you said I look beautiful without makeup.

You're the kind of guy that any father would love to give his daughter to.

I'm sorry to tell you that I'm not that girl.

I pray that you will forgive me someday...
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Seaworld

I'm sorry that Seaworld's phone number sucks and that a customer service takes FOREVER to come to the phone. How the hell am I supposed to confirm my reservations now???
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Recycling and Energy Conservation

I am sorry for my apathetic attitude towards recycling and energy conservation. My only excuses are that I'm lazy... and it just seems so hopeless. I apologize for being part of the problem.
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For Making the World a Worse Place

I am sorry that I always gave back any unpleasantness that people visited on me. I returned it, with interest.

I'm regret that I hardly ever repaid any kindness.

I apologize for making the world a worse place.
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No Opportunity for Growth

I'm sorry I hate my job and that I'm going to have to quit. Everyone here has been so good to me, but there's no opportunity for growth here and I'm ready to fly.
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Out of Touch with Reality

I'm sorry that I was too out of touch with reality and enamored with my own cleverness to speak to you in plain and simple language about my true feelings. I'm sorry that I fell in love with you and made a massive fool of myself. I'm sorry that I gave up on what I thought to be an untenable and hopeless situation and chose sublimation in your stead. I'm sorry that I'm still doing it. I'm sorry that art and culture will never make up for feeling like a coward. I'm sorry that I will probably never be able to kiss you.
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8.26.2007

You Would Rather Watch Football

I'm sorry you would rather watch football than do things with me. Thats not the kind of person I will spend my life with. I am sorry you think that I have no other choices, because you must think that, since you do little to improve yourself or try to impress me, and I am sorry you don't think me worth saying you are sorry to, or even attempt to get over your pigheadedness in order to save a relationship you can't even see is in jeopardy. I am sorrier still I might only be staying in the relationship because your family is so wonderful, when you are not, if you do not change your ways and soon. Take an interest in us beyond sex, beyond TV, beyond sports, beyond games and make me feel like you want me here or you will someday find yourself without me.

And I am sorry its our first and probably last anniversary since you did nothing with me today on it.
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Chutzpah

I'm sorry that there are so many people without the chutzpah to tell these people "I'm sorry" to their faces. What a shame that a site like this has to exist, and how grateful we all must be that it does...
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I Can't Ever Make You Happy

I'm sorry, Dad, that "sorry" doesn't amount to anything with you. I'm sorry that I can't amount to anything with you either. But most of all, I'm sorry I'm a girl and not a boy. I'm sorry you only love them and not me. I'm sorry you wouldn't let me try to be a son, you were the one who didn't let me play baseball or mow the lawn or play football. I'm sorry I can't ever make you happy.
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A 3 Year Old Grudge

i'm sorry you are such an ass and a bitch and that you hate me for no dang reason. I'm sorry I still hold a 3 year old grudge because of what you did to me. I'm sorry that God knows what you did and that God will punish you for it.
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Sorry I Looked at Porn

I'm sorry I looked at porn when I was so young. I'm sorry my parents abused me and punished me. I'm sorry I felt so guilty because I thought I had things better than most. I'm sorry, God, Jesus, and everyone I've hurt. I'm also sorry, readers, that you have to see this apology. I'm sorry I was such a perv. I'm sorry I yelled at a guy who I secretly liked when he asked me out. I thought you were kidding, J. I'm sorry. We could never be. my friends hated you, I loved you, my rep and life would have come crashing down. Then I would have been hurt when you moved last summer. I'm also sorry you love me, N, and I can never love you. You are my friend, never to be boyfriend, though I wish I could I'm sorry, world. I'm sorry.
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Dustin

I'm sorry I want to fuck Dustin. He is so sexy, and one of the only people I felt attracted to even after the break-up.
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That I Like Someone That's Married

I'm sorry I like someone that's married, I'm sorry he acts like he's not. I'm sorry he cheats on you. I'm sorry I feel a connection. I'm sorry I want to be around him.
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Contacting Your Ex

I'm sorry you can't stop contacting your ex girlfriend, I'm sorry you lie about why you do it, I'm sorry you don't even care, and turn it around on me and call me insecure. I'm sorry you broke up with me, and that when you realize what you've lost it might be too late. That I was such a good girlfriend that you could have married and had a family with, "All you always wanted" And I'm sorry for myself that I feel guilty about talking to other guys, even though you are doing much worse. Also for all the opportunities I let pass for you. I'm sorry you are selfish and think you did nothing wrong, that I can accept responsibility, and you can't. I still love you and think your my soul mate, but I'm sorry you are ruining that more everyday.
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How Could You?

How did you have the NERVE to tell me that my friend would hook you up? How did you have the NERVE to tell me about other girls? How could you be so disrespectful of my feelings? It really amazes me that someone I thought so highly could be this shady.

I thought you understood everything about me, expecially how I felt. I was so wrong, you don't know me at all. Everything you said last night was intentional. You knew how much your words hurt me and burned inside me. I'm sorry I even got myself in the situation I did with you. I dont deserve this...
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You Forgot My Birthday

I'm sorry that I still love you.

You forgot my birthday, asshole.
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8.25.2007

You Barely Even Deserve It

i'm sorry that i will never be able to forgive you for what you did.

this is the only time i will ever say "i'm sorry" to you, and you barely even deserve it.
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Unconditional Love 2

I'm sorry I do care about you so much and love your company, but I miss the feeling of unconditional love which I just don't feel with you.
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8.24.2007

That I'll Never See You Again

I'm sorry i feel upset that i'll never see you again.

就这样结束吗?

I'm sorry i never got the closure.

还是为了你而哭。

I'm sorry that i think i love you.

但你却不知道。

I'm sorry all this feels like a //nightmare//.

一个永远也醒不起来的恶梦。

Let this stop.

对不起,我还爱着你。
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Your Daughter

I'm sorry I don't want to be your daughter anymore.
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I Missed Missing You

I'm sorry I didn't miss you while you were away. I missed missing you!
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Hang On

I'm sorry that Everyone on this site is sorry. It makes my heart sad to read the outpouring of broken hearts. It makes me sorry that you do not all have wonderful lives. I feel guilty that everyone does not have the wonderful life that I have. I feel sorry that I am blessed. I am not sorry, however, to tell you that there is hope, so please hold on, a new day is coming. I'm sorry you hurt. When you come to the end of your rope, tie a KNOT, not a NOOSE, and HANG ON!!!
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8.23.2007

We Move On

The space of needing to post my apologies to you is never enough. I have gone to so many sites to post my apologies to express how sad and foolish I was to have done all of that to you. We have come to the end of the relationship and yet I didn't see it, I have force you to accept me time and again and yet we know the outcome is such.

I am sorry to have caused you so much misery, forcing you to accept the things that comes only in my way. I am sorry for the many times when you showed loved while I did was to pout out and leave. I am sorry for the many times you cried and yet all I did was to ask you to save the crocodile tears.

I am sorry for all that has happened. We move on. ELB.
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That I Hate School

I am sorry that I hate school and don't know what else to do with my life and am not looking forward to what my parents will say so I am going to keep going. I am sorry that you think that I say "sorry" to much. I am sorry for having this crazy idea that I'd like to trust you. I am sorry for trying to trust and idealize so many people. I am sorry that I keep letting myself do that. I am sorry that I am trying to understand who you are so that I can try to understand who I am. I am sorry that you don't like car rides or baths and that others will think that I don't take care of you. I am a bit sorry I found this site, because I don't need more things to procrastinate with.
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She Just Thinks You're Gay

I'm sorry she doesn't like you. She just thinks you're gay.
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The Existence of Love

I am sorry I have stopped thinking love really exists.
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Time Wasted 2

I'm sorry i wasted my time on this blog
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The Person You Deserve

I'm sorry that I can't be the person you deserve. You're an amazing husband and father, one that any woman would do anything to have in her life, and I do love you. But I just can't stop cheating. I know it's nobody's fault but my own, and I'm sorry for being such a terrible person when you deserve perfection. I wish I understood why I do this so that I could stop.
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Sorry I Broke Our Family Apart

I'm sorry I cheated on you. I'm sorry I thought I was in love with him. I'm sorry I don't want to work it out. I'm sorry I don't want to be married anymore. I'm sorry I'm self-ish. I'm sorry I hurt you. I'm sorry I broke our family apart. I'm sorry your family is going to hate me. I'm sorry our boys might one day know the truth about their mother. I'm sorry God already knows the truth. I'm sorry I'm self-centered, but I don't want you to hate me. Please forgive me. I am sorry.
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So Addicted To You

I'm sorry I miss you so much that I just can't go away and stay. I'm sorry I hurt you, hurt her. I'm sorry you didn't say she left. I'm sorry I betrayed your trust in me. I'm sorry that my actions have voided 4 years of my life. I'm sorry that'll you'll never again love me the way you once did. I'm sorry that we won't make love again. I'm sorry that I cannot break this connection. I thought by calling her, I severed the connection permanently. I'm sorry our love hurts people. I'm sorry our love hurts you. I'm sorry I love you, I wish I could stop. I'm sorry we are both so weak. I'm sorry I need you. I'm sorry I am so addicted to you. I'm sorry that we are so good together. I'm just so sorry, in ways that I cannot express.
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8.22.2007

You Cannot Love Me Back

I'm sorry you are incapable of loving or being romantic and that as much as I love you, I know you cannot love me back. And you will never be able to until you put that stupid thing down, and look around you. Stop hiding and deal with us, with who you are.
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I Deserved Better

I'm sorry you decided you were not good enough for me. But you must remember it was YOU who decided it, not me. It was YOU who set the standard of perfection for yourself and found yourself lacking, not me. Because of that, you created a self-fulfilling prophecy. You decided you were not good enough for me, and now you aren't. You made your own fear come true. I didn't do it to you. You did it to yourself.

It does not matter whether or not you think I deserve you. I'm sure I don't. I don't deserve the lies. I don't deserve the backstabbing. I don't deserve the betrayal. I don't deserve the pain. You were all of those things to me, so I will readily agree that I don't deserve you. I never deserved you. I deserved better.
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That I Took You To San Francisco

I'm sorry I took you to San Francisco. It's a beautiful city, with my beautiful friends and you made the experience completely lame with your true ugliness and lies.
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That I Told Her About Us

I am sorry that I told her about us. I'm sorry that I have lost you, my best friend. I'm sorry that I hurt you, hurt her, hurtr your boys. I'm sorry that I am not strong enough to go away and stay. I'm sorry I love you. I'm sorry I wanted to cause you pain. I'm sorry I didn't tell her more about us. I'm sorry for asking you back in my life again. I'm sorry for asking for your forgiveness. I'm sorry I can't remember all the lies you told me when we were together, because I still love you and want you back, even though it's so wrong. I'm sorry my inbox is always empty now. I'm sorry I didn't keep pictures of you, it was just too painful to look at you. I'm sorry I let you use me. I'm sorry for loving you. I'm sorry that I don't love myself.
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Sorry I'm Not More Mature

i'm sorry that to get back at you for all the times you've cheated on me, that i cheated on you the night before you proposed to me...knowing full well you were planning to propose..and you and i slept in my bed after you proposed, and i accepted, and i thought about how i hadn't even bothered to change the sheets from when he and i slept together the night before...i wondered if you'd notice that they smelled like his cologne

you didn't

you were so happy i'd said yes

and i was happy, and i DO love you

more than anything in the world

but if i married you w/o having the opportunity to feel that we were "even"

i would have always resented you for it

i'm sorry that the only way i could have ever married you was to have to do something awful to you first

soemthing you'll never ever know about

i'm sorry i'm not more mature and sorry i don't have a better way to deal with these emotions
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8.21.2007

I Won't Let You Break Me

I'm sorry that I let you walk all over me, and that I can't stand up for myself out of fear that it will make you sorry.

But whether you want me or not, you will never deserve me. I am better than you. And I won't let you break me.
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I Let You Into My Heart

I'm sorry that I can't trust you. I'm sorry for being so jealous. I'm sorry for not being perfect. I'm sorry we had to break up. I'm sorry for getting angry. I'm sorry I let you into my heart.
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8.20.2007

That You No Longer Give Me Butterflies

i'm sorry that i've been with you so long that i no longer know if what i feel is love or security.

i'm sorry that you no longer give me butterflies when you kiss me.

i'm sorry that i cannot tell you this because i'm afraid of, and forget, what life is like without you.
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The Most Beautiful Body

i'm sorry that i found someone who makes me feel like i have the most beautiful body he has ever seen.

i'm sorry that it is not my boyfriend.

and i'm sorry that i will continue to see them both.
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This Stupid Game

B,

I'm sorry that I haven't told you who I really am. I do want to, I'm just terrified of what you'll say. I'm even more scared that you'll quit talking to me altogether.

I've missed you and our bright eyed baby girl so much.

I promise you that if you ask me who I am, I wont lie.

I'm sorry that I ever started playing this stupid game.
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That He Is Such a Fraud

I am sorry that he is such a fraud ....an accountant he said ! imagine that ...and he is a driver . i am now pregnant with his child ...i am sorry mr P .A from trinidad ....for hating you... i will always hate you cause you robbed me of my virginity..

i am sorry for you because god is going to punish you . i am sorry for you because i would have made you the happiest husband in the world . i am so angry at you for ruining my birthday .. it really hurts. mr p.a please make thinks right and come kiss away the tears .
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8.19.2007

Your Last Words

I am sorry I didn't write to you soon after my visit. "Has he written yet?" , your last words...I've been told.

forgive me.
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That You Need To Deal With Me

im sorry that you need to deal with me.

im sorry that your the one who has to hear all the bad things in my life.im sorry that it must depress you.im sorry you had to hear about my past.

im sorry that my past is present now and i havent told you.im sorry i cant help it.im sorry that it makes me feel better.

im sorry i want to run away even from you.but if it means leaving you to get away from the things that make my illness worse i would.you are the only good thing in my life.and i dont think you understand that without you i wouldnt have the will to live.

im sorry you have such a hard girlfriend to deal with.

I love you.
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After I Found Out

I'm sorry that after I found out you were cheating on me for 6 months, that I was the one apologizing to you, telling you that I was sorry. I still don't know what I was apologizing for. Maybe it was just so that I could hear your voice.

I'm sorry that all the mean things that I said to you after I found out came true.

I told you that no one would ever love you the way that I did. I told you that no one would ever understand you the way that I did. I told you that you would never again be as happy as you were with me. I told you that 5 years from now, you would look back at your life and remember me and wish you never left me.

I'm sorry that you stopped going to school because of the guy you cheated on me with cheated on you. I'm sorry that you got married to someone 10 years older than you. I'm sorry that you got divorced. I'm sorry that now you are dating some loser who is twice your weight.

I never meant for any of these things to come true. I'm sorry that they did. But I'm not sorry for anything that happened. If you never cheated on me, I would never be the successful, sincere, and genuine person that I am. I'm sorry that I cant thank you enough for being a terrible person.

I'm sorry that you are going to read this post and say to yourself "This isn't about me", but I promise you, my love, this one's about you.
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8.18.2007

But I Couldn't Be With You

i'm so sorry. i don't know what you wanted of me. i don't know if you want anything from me now. but whatever it is, it'll never work between us. it's much too complicated. i care about you so much, i love you, of course i do. but i couldn't be with you. firstly, we're in love with other people and even if you could love me like you implied we would be together for all the wrong reasons. secondly, if i ever was in a relationship with you i wouldn't be able to handle it.

i'm so sorry but with all the issues you have it would rip me apart knowing i couldn't do anything about them. so i think it's best i keep my distance. i'm sorry i told you to kiss me after you pulled away the first time. i'm sorry you listened. i'm sorry i'd be using you and you'd be using me. even if you said you could love me. i'm sorry i led you on all day and i'm sorry that i have to be sorry becuase this would never work. you're one of my best friends, you always will be.

i'm sorry i jeapordised that, i was confused and stupid.

i love you.
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8.17.2007

That I've Thought About You Dying

I'm sorry that I've thought about you dying and moving on to find our child another mother.

I'm sorry that you changed and I didn't after we married.

I'm sorry I don't care about my mother, or my sister, and what happens to either of them.

I'm sorry that I spend more time on the internet at work than I do with my kid.

I'm sorry I still smoke.

I'm sorry I don't want to quit smoking.

I'm sorry that you can't forgive, forget, both or either.

I'm sorry about her.

I'm sorry that you'll never know about the other "hers"

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I'm sorry I never tasted you.

I'm sorry that I didn't take the chance that I new was there even when you were with him.

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I'm sorry I wanted to take her from you.

I'm even more sorry that I didn't.

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I'm sorry I didn't lie to you.

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I'm sorry that I'm not sorry enough to finish this right now.
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I'm Sorry To All Of You

I'm sorry to all of you. I'm sorry to LS for not telling you the whole story, until after you hate me. I'm sorry to MB for leading you on and not being their when you needed me. I'm sorry to SG for saying things I now regret, and never meant. I'm sorry to JG, but more so to your husband for the things we have done while he was away. Im sorry to B, who only wanted a friend, and I made love me. I'm sorry to AS for not waiting until we were finally broken up, and for not knowing what was really going on. But most of all, I'm sorry to LM, who now is helping me put it all back together. I love you all, regardless.
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But It's What I Feel

Im sorry I cant stand to be around you

Im sorry you think my life was just so fucked up...even though yours was nearly the same!

Im sorry you want 2 break us up, it will never happen, at least i hope not

Im sorry you are such an alcoholic materialistic asshole who thinks hes better than everybody else

Im sorry you will never have what we have

Im sorry you will never get a chance with me sister, or me at that matter

Im sorry you think you can get with your best friends girfriend, that will never happen either!

Im sorry you wrecked you avalanch and didnt die, it would have been better for all of us

Im sorry i think the way i do, buts it's what i feel

Im sorry we are doing better than what you ever thought we would

Im sorry he has a better job than you ever will!

Im sorry you are such a scam artist

Im sorry I will never forgive you for what you have done 2 me and my life

Im sorry I think you are the one person in my life i truely honestly HATE with a passion

I hate you!
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He Lied to Me

he lied to me ...he has another in trinidad , he used me like he didnt care . i am sorry i met him ... this fraud .does he sleep with herand think of me ? i am sorry for you mr P .A

YOU ARE A LOOSER . not me ...you are .
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8.16.2007

Not the One You Deserve

I'm sorry honey, so sorry, that I love somebody else, and I haven't got the guts to tell you. I tried to stop it,for four years I've fought the same battle over and over, but I just can't win. I'm sorry that even our beautiful children can't drive this out of my life, so heartbroken that I can't be more self-sacrificing. I'm sorry for the day you find out, the slip up I'll eventually make. I'm sorry for killing the dreams you have of us. I'm sorry I'm not the one you deserve.
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That I Didn't Keep Your Confidence

I'm sorry that I didn't keep your confidence. I was angry and I was hurt that you abandoned me. You put me in a very difficult situation and I needed someone to talk to, I thought at that moment our friendship was over and I needed someone to talk to.
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8.15.2007

I Was Selfish Enough

I'm sorry I was selfish enough to ask you to marry me.

I'm sorry I moved (twice!) away from my kids to be with you.

I'm sorry I gained weight after we married.

I'm sorry I'm not a Christian like you and your family.

I'm sorry my vagina isn't tight enough for you. Maybe your penis needs to be bigger.

I'm sorry I don't bring home enough money to keep you in new X-Box 360 games or makeup and Goth clothes for your nights out with strippers.

I'm sorry I had a baby with you when you get so cross with us all the time.

I'm sorry I'm not pretty. I know it embarrasses you to be seen with me.

I'm sorry your family hates me. I guess if I keep getting accused of it, maybe I should get some action on the side. Maybe I should be like you and look up old lovers to shmooze with when I'm lonely.

I'm sorry I'm not hot like Vanessa. But, I guess you like saying her name in bed more than you do mine.

I'm sorry I don't make money like Vanessa and know you as well as she. I guess she did the right thing so you guys wouldn't have to spend money on diapers, right?

I'm sorry you don't like me.

I'm sorry many of my friends are gay and that threatens you. I didn't know gay people ALWAYS bring gay porn over when they're visiting a young mother and her kids.

I'm sorry I went to work on a movie without you. Jealous much? Maybe I was a bit jealous when you went to Denny's and left me and the kids in that motel room. Maybe I was jealous that you went there after barhopping at 2 in the morning and you came back smelling of beer and stripper makeup.

I'm sorry I met you and inconvenienced your pathetic little adolescent fucked up life.

I'm sorry you won't even notice when I leave you...
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You Need to Grow Up

I'm sorry I can't be your friend anymore. I just can't take the lies and the games anymore. You need to grow up.
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From a Counselor

im sorry you did not think i was a good counselor. to be honest, i stand by all of my actions this summer. i truley believe i was the type of counselor i would have always wanted. as much as i love you girls, this whole ordeal deeply effected me and i don't know if things will ever be the same. this was one of the best things i have ever done and from the bottom of my heart i apologize if you feel i was not good enough.
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8.14.2007

Grapefruit

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings grapefruit. Although you are sour, I believe you could be sweet if you tried harder.

I love you.
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I'm Canadian

I'm sorry I can't say sorry cuz I'm Canadian!
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8.13.2007

I'm Sorry I Hate You

I hate the way you stare,

I hate the way you play with my hair,

I hate the way I can't be without you,

I hate how I believe everything you say is true,

I hate the way you hold me,

I hate when you're driving you put your hand on my knee,

I hate when you touch my face,

I hate when you get closer, my heart starts to race,

I hate the roses and the teddy bear,

I hate how much I care,

I hate when you make me smile,

I hate how you're on my speed dial,

I hate it that I dont hate you,

I hate how I wait for your call,

I dont hate you a lot or a little,

I dont hate you at all.
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That You Look Fat

I'm sorry i told you that you look fat in that sweater yesterday. Maybe we could go and get a nonfat yogurt together sometime.
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Beautiful but Pathetic

I'm sorry I'm too much woman for you too handle. I'm sorry you accuse me of cheating on you when you were the one that cheated and cannot forgive yourself. I'm sorry for dating you only four months yet cried for your love for three years. I'm sorry for the looks your friends gave me when you turned your back. I'm sorry your mom said I would be a handfull when sincerely, she meant I am too much woman for you. I'm sorry for allowing you to stand me up on my birthday and still loving you and wanting to see you. I'm sorry for making love to you, to find out in the morning that you had a girlfriend living at the time. I'm sorry I can't stop loving you. I'm sorry I sound pathetic. Chi, IL
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That I'm Seducing a Married Man

I'm sorry that I'm seducing a married man, who happens to be my boss. I'm sorry that I'm a wildy sexual 22 year old female and that your power makes me horny. I'm sorry that you're sending me emails that could make a penthouse editor blush. I'm sorry that we go out for lunch together every single day. I'm sorry that I told you that I will show you my before and after pictures. I'm sorry that you really really want to go on that business trip with me, but you know there's no way that it will fly. I'm sorry that I HAVE imagined fucking you on the conference room table. I'm sorry that you have imagined fucking me at your desk, in your car, in your bed, in a park... just about anywhere. I'm sorry that I don't think that I can contain myself much longer. I'm sorry that I'm going to ride your big hard cock like theres no tomorrow.
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8.11.2007

For the Way I Act

i'm sorry for the way i act, my random outbursts are childish and unreasonable. i don't know how to control my emotions, maybe i should go see a doctor like you say. i really just want you to forgive me and i want to start over. you are my love, my life. i wish i could express myself in the correct way. there is weight on my shoulders about what happened, and i know it happened so long ago, but it hurts me so much that has even happened. i need to get over it, and i'm so sorry that i can't be mature about it. i'm sorry. i'm also sorry that i say sorry to much, because i don't mean to. i guess i just feel better hearing myself say it. i hope you can find in your heart to forgive me. i love you.
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I Am Sorry To My Friend

I am sorry that I have changed and matured differently to the point where I question how valuable our friendship is at this point. You are a person with a juvenile spirit while I seek to construct my path towards the future. Our lives no longer run parallel to each other. You will always be there as my friend, but not as my best friend anymore. I am sorry for my change, not that is negative, only that it has inevitably changed our friendship as well forever.
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8.10.2007

About Our Relationship

I'm sorry that I haven't been very cheerful about our relationship lately. I love you and I know you think you love me too, but I believe that you're still stuck in the past. And it doesn't help matters any that YOUR past is always in MY face. I'll believe you're ready to move on when you no longer squirm uncomfortably with a heartbroken demeanor each time someone mentions THAT particular bar. In the meantime, I'm so sorry I can't give myself fully to you. I know you're waiting for me to let my guard down and I'm trying... I promise. I'm afraid I just need some kind of sign that you're truly ready to be mine and mine alone.
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No Studying

I'm sorry I'm just waisting time instead of studying. I know that not everyone has the opportunity I have and I'm not appreciating it.
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The Way You Love Me

I'm sorry that I don't love you the way you love me. I'm sorry I don't back your military career. I'm sorry that I don't like racial slurs. I'm sorry that I can't find anything we have in common besides mint chocolate chip ice cream. I've been trying so hard, baby, and I do love you. I just don't love you the way you love me. I wish I did. I wish I could. I'm sorry I'm so hung up on the past. You tell me how beautiful I am and you offer to do all these kind things for me without me ever doing anything for you. I want to me the one for you but I'm afraid that I don't appreciate you enough and that there's someone out there who will love you wholeheartedly like you deserve.

I'm sorry that I can't be better for you. I'm not giving up yet, though, and I hope we can make it work anyway.
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In Love with My Best Friend

I'm sorry to say that I'm in love with my best friend. I didn't mean to be, and I avoided it for many years.

She's got her own problems happening and I'm trying not to compound them. I know she loves me to, but she doesn't see me in the light to be in love with me because of the social mold I don't fit.

We've been as close and as simultaneously far apart as two people can get. I don't want to be in love with you, but I am.

Now what am I to do?
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8.09.2007

Ugly Baby?

I'm sorry I said your baby is ugly. He's beautiful.
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Screwed Up So Bad

i screwed up so bad tonight.i begged my girlfriend for one last chance and i ruined it.i want to say im so sorry and i love her so much. im never going to let it happen again.its just i get messed up with drink in me.i love you so much sinead and your my everything.i wanted to do this to show her how much she really does mean to me.i love you sinead.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Such a Failure

I'm sorry I'll never be anything or amount to anything. I'm sorry I'm such a failure.
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That I Ignored Your Letter

I'm sorry that I ignored your letter.

I didn't know how to deal with it when you said you wanted to kiss me, because you are my best friend.

I hope you are happy with your boyfriend. You seem happy.

I'm sorry I never kissed you.
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So Suspicious

I'm sorry I'm so suspicious of you. You've done nothing to make me suspicious -- it's all me. I just can't understand why someone like you would want someone like me.
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8.08.2007

Nothing I Ever Do

I'm sorry nothing I ever do is good enough. I'm sorry its impossible for you to be happy with only me. I'm sorry that you find me so worthless that you lie, cheat, and hurt me without giving me or my feelings a second thought. I'm sorry I love you, because I feel like I am in this so deep I will never get out, and I will never be able to give myself to another person.
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8.07.2007

Maybe It's The Weed

I'm sorry that the person who posted "From an 8th Grader" cannot spell. I wish you wouldn't have gotten expelled because maybe then your grammar would have been better. Of course, maybe it's the weed. Hopefully you'll join MA and get back into school and all will be well. I'm sorry this isn't the first story I've heard like this.
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8.06.2007

I'm Such An Idiot

i want to say to my girlfriend that i'm sorry for telling her i'l never love her the way she wants and deserves to be. She's a beautiful and loving person and deserves alot better than me. I can't change the way I am or the way I feel, for that i'm truly sorry. I never promised you anything but I should have made you feel more special than I do. I'm the one whose losing out probably not you as I'm letting someone special slip through my fingers who is fantastic. I don't know what to say to you to make you feel better or to ease your pain I only know one thing and that is I never want to hurt you by lying to you or living a lie with you, no matter how painful it is now. I do have a love for you and you are special to me I'm just not in the same place as you are and I'm a fool and wish I could be. Sorry Anna and I miss you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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8.04.2007

I Can't Visit You in Michigan

I'm sorry I can't visit you in Michigan. It would just be so awkward and very informal. We met online and have maintained a friendship via-email, i.m., and phone for a very long time now...and I've loved every minute of it. You make me happy. You have helped me so much. You're a great person and soon to be very successful. I love who you are and how you are. I'm also sorry that I'm VERY afraid of loving someone. I don't know what to do and what to say.
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From An Eighth Grader

Dear eaders i was in the eith grade this year and i got expelled you may ask y i was expelled and the simple cold hard fact was weed ,marijuana,pot what ever you want to cal it well durng those time i ws trying to blame everything on my friends for what happened but down deep down i knew i was no one elses fault excet i the annonmouy apolloy writerto my dearst friends alyssa and jaimie i wish that soon htey can forgive me case i was nothing but an ignorant ass that day and i wish to be honest wit then from now on
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That I Can't Be Honest with My Husband

I am sorry that I can't be honest with my husband.

I'm sorry that our love is just a roomate situation.

I'm sorry that my children HATE their father.

I'm sorry I'm in love with another man.

I'm sorry that my husband thinks the "man" is female.

I'm sorry that I hate my life.

I'm sorry that I am completely dependant on my husband.

I'm sorry that I can't see a way out of both relationships.

I'm sorry my life has turned out to be so sad.
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8.03.2007

How Things Ended

i'm sorry things ended the way they did. i'm sorry i fell in love with you, not because you don't deserve it, but because that was not part of the deal. and i'm sorry that i'm still in love with you, because it still can't work for some of the same reasons.
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An Unappreciative Wife

im sorry for being what could be described as an unappreciative wife. but its not my fault that the place where u work doesnt give you much bang for ur dollar. i know i could just get a job and make my own money, but frankly, i think that staying at home and raising ur son IS my job. writing all this has made me realise that im sorry to have ever met u.
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Time for Me to Let Go

I'm so sorry, baby, for being loving so much...missing you so much...wanting you so much...knowing you can't have a relationship with me right now hurts me to no end.

...I'm sorry I can't do this anymore. It's time for me to let you go and for me to move on with my own life.
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Step Father

Sorry for being a terrible step father.
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8.02.2007

Crappy Job

I'm sorry I work at a place where my boss is completely incompetent and has mental illnes and should be on disbabiltiy. You annoy the shit out of me and I wish you would stop asking me to tell all the credit card companies that call that you are not here. I'm sorry that you have no boundraies and you think it is okay for you to come in my office and talk about how you were raped by your brother when you were 15. I am not your therapist. I'm sorry that you keep giving me new tasks (which are you responsibiltiy)and shop on the internet all day. I hate you and I'm sorry I ever took this crappy job. I can't take being around you one more day.
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Sorry for Last Year

I'm sorry for last year, I'm sorry for everything. I just tried so hard to make you happy and I don't know why I failed. Maybe it's because you don't care anymore and that breaks my heart but I still love you more than anything and I wish you could know how much pain I'm in right now. I just want you back. I love you..
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That I Let You Get So Close To Me

I'm sorry that I let you get so close to me, M. I only wanted to be your friend and give you emotional support, because I knew you were so very lonely. You needed someone who could understand, and I wanted to help you. You fell in love with me when you shouldn't have, and too quickly. I'm sorry and I hope you understand that I couldn't let that situation go on. It scared me, and I knew that you'd only be hurt even more if I didn't break it off, when I did. I can't give you the kind of love you want from me. I would, if I could. I just can't. I'm sorry that it had to end this way. I do love you, but I can't love you in the way you most want me to. I'm so very sorry. I never meant to hurt you, at all, but I did, and I'm sorry. I only wanted to help you, but it seems I didn't even do that. You'd have been better off if you'd never met me. I'll understand if you can't forgive me. It was a terrible thing to do, and I can't say enough how sorry I am for hurting you.

-A.
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8.01.2007

I Am Moving On

I am sorry SAS that:

I never could argue like an adult

everything seemed like a pissing contest

I broke some of your collection during an argument

I called the police and had you arrested

You had to take those anger classes

You couldn't or wouldn't help yourself enough to stay sober

You thought you loved me

I manipulated you to get my way

We wasted 5 years arguing rather than getting along

it didn't work out. I did really love you.

Now you are with someone who will keep you high and is bad for you

you choose to be with someone like that

I am moving on with my life and you are not a part of it. Good Luck!
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I Never Got to Tell You

Mom, I am sorry I took your rings your father gave you and pawned them. I was a screwed up 13 year old. You were so devastated and I was so stupid. I am sorry that the guilt I carried for 25 years kept me from being close to you and when you passed away I am sorry I never got to see you. I am sorry I didn't go to see you on Christmas, instead I drove home. I really believe had I been there that you may have survived because my siblings just sat there with you and weren't assertive enough to get you to see a doctor. They had no clue what to do! I am sorry I wasn't there. but I will never know because instead of going to help you I chose to go out with a guy who has totally screwed up my life that night you died. but I guess that is what I deserve now. I try to be a good person now that I am older but this guilt is killing me of what I did to you. I don't really think that an apology here will take the guilt away but I can't hold it any longer. I made a mistake and I can't undo it. I love you so much and I never got to tell you.
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From a Daughter

Dear Dad,

I'm sorry you're so insecure with yourself that you have to use me in your fight with Mom. I thought I was worth more to you than that. Maybe you should stop trying to distract everyone from your own faults. You took my personal thoughts and used them against my family. I hope you're sorry, too, cause the judge was right. You're going to lose all of your kids if you keep this up.

Love, your daughter.
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You Turned

I'm sorry you turned into such a bitch. Remember when we first became friends? I thought you were the greatest. You included me. Made me feel like an actual person, instead of just some psycho with way too many issues. You were my best friend for years. Or, I thought you were, at least. Were you like this all along? Or is it something recent? Did I just overlook it for all those years? I'm not really sure.

So, I guess I'm sorry that I couldn't do anything to help you. You've turned into a self-absorbed airhead. You've turned into something I know you're not. You've lost all of your friends because of what you've become. You used to be fun. You used to be you. Now, you're some Prada-obsessed Barbie, and everyone can see how fake you are. I don't know if you realize that. I hope you do. Maybe once you get over yourself and realize what you've turned into, when you discover that you've turned into the very thing you used to hate, we can be friends again. Sorry, but I don't need someone like you in my life.
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That I Keep Failing You

I'm sorry that I couldn't help you. I tried to, I really did. But that didn't really matter, did it? Nothing I ever said or did accomplished anything. I tried to tell you how much I loved you. I wanted you to know that you're like a brother to me, and that I trust you more than anyone. You're the only person that has ever been there for me, but I couldn't be there for you. I'm sorry that I couldn't explain things to you and make you understand. I'm sorry that things turned out the way they did. I'm sorry I can't talk to you like I used to. I'm sorry that I can't make you see what an amazing person, and that the bad choices you make don't make you a bad person. I'm sorry that I keep failing you.

Most of all, I'm sorry I can't say any of this to your face.
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But You're Not the Same

I'm sorry I didn't protect you better...I gave you away too easily to someone who wasn't worthy to be trusted with you. Now he's done with the both of us, and he's given you back to me, but you're not the same. I hope you will be someday.
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Stupid Service

I'm sorry that I think this service is so stupid. How empty is an apology that isn't actually given to someone?
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I Can't Stop Thinking About You

i'm sorry i can't stop thinking about you. i'm sorry i never will. i'm sorry that i let you ruin my life to such an extent that i'll never be happy with anyone else. i'm sorry about the person you've become. i'm sorry that i've forgiven you. i'm sorry that you probably never even think of me. i'm sorry i can't hate you anymore. it would be so much easier. i'm sorry it wasn't our time.
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