I'm Not That Girl

I'm Sorry My Friend...

I'm sorry you turned me on when we first met and I never said anything.

I'm sorry when I first saw you shirtless I thought you had the nicest six pack i have ever seen.

I'm sorry I can't bring those feelings back.

I'm sorry I never knew how you felt and if I did I would have never said you were like a condom, "always there when things get hard."

I'm sorry you laugh at all my jokes and listen to all my silly stories.

I'm sorry that you are alwasys encouraging me in all my endeavors, whether it be law school or modeling.

I'm sorry you won't be attending law school with me next year.

I'm sorry that we made plans to attend my cousins wedding in London and then visit your grandparents in Nottingham.

I'm sorry I forgot the Italian you taught me.

I'm sorry I never appreciated you,

I'm sorry I take forever to call you back.

I'm sorry that you massaged my feet after I told you they ached.

I'm sorry that I introduced you to Justin and forced you to come to dinner with us.

I'm sorry I never told you what a great dancer you were that night in Ausin.

I'm sorry I still hate all your frat brothers.

I'm sorry I said I hate you, I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry I got mad at you when you told me you were rooming with a girl.

I'm sorry when I asked why you broke up with the girl you were dating last summer and you told me to look into the mirror.

I'm sorry I laughed in your face after you said that.

I'm sorry you changed for me.

I'm sorry I can't say these things to your face and I'm writing it on a website.

I'm sorry you trusted me with your car.

I'm sorry you said that whoever married me would be a real lucky guy who would have a smile everyday on his face.

I'm sorry you said I look beautiful without makeup.

You're the kind of guy that any father would love to give his daughter to.

I'm sorry to tell you that I'm not that girl.

I pray that you will forgive me someday...